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If you're offended by the word fuck, then get the fuck out.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

New feature at OGDH

So I've been getting a lot of questions lately, about 90% of them are some variation of "what's with all the fucks?" Well as our tagline says: If you're offended by the word fuck, then get the fuck out! To celebrate our extravagant use of the F-bomb, we are adding a feature called "The Fucking Standings."

Just what the fuck is "The Fucking Standings"? Well think of it as the leaderboard for the use of fuck on this site. That's right, anytime one of our esteemed bloggers writes fuck or any variation of fuck, it goes on to the total. On top of that, we have created a stat to measure the frequency that each of us uses the word fuck. Enter the FPP... short for Fucks Per Post. Baseball has K's per 9 innings, football has yards per carry, and we have Fucks Per Post.

You are probably wondering "Why would you track such a stupid stat?" Well sir, then I have a question for  you....

Why the fuck not?

Current standings as of 11/8/2009:



Name
Fucks
FPP*
TheMarkShow
275
10.19
BoozeRob
107
4.86
BamaDawg
14
3.5
*FPP denotes 'Fucks Per Post'