Dorn of the Week: Charlie Weis

Two weeks overdue, our latest DoW is none other than Charlie Weis. We here at OGDH aren't exactly fans of Charlie or the Notre Dame team he led until yesterday afternoon, but any prexisting bias doesn't change the fact that this fat fuck deserves our prestigous award.

For 5 years Charlie has been nothing short of a disappointment for the Irish faithful. Shortly after taking over for the last fuckstick of  a head coach (none other than Tyrone Willingham), Charlie was granted an enormous extension on his contract before he even proved he could build and sustain a winner. Why? Well he wasn't Tyrone.

Sadly, the departure of the most arrogant piece of shit in all of College Football means I will never see my Notre Dame vs. Kansas dream match up....

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So long, Charlie... you may never have won a BCS bowl, but at least you won our Dorn of the Week.

Has Charlie the Hut been fired???

Charlie Weis fired? Well the New York Daily News is claming he is...

Update: ESPN joins the party. It appears fuckstick Charlie is toast.

Charlie Cheeseburger still thinks he has a job

Charlie you fat arrogant fuck. You don't have a job. You lost to Navy... at home. You almost lost to fucking UW... at home. Why the fuck would ND bring you back next year?

The brass balls at ND have already said the rumored massive buyout is not an issue. Not to mention that Notre Dame went out of their fucking way to block their team plane from FlightAware.com, a popular (and my favorite) flight tracking website. Why would they do that if they weren't trying to cover their tracks for future interviews?

Translation = You're fucking fucked.

It's time to start looking for another job that can pay for massive gunt's addiction to the extra large Meat Lover's pizza.