Notice anything.... weird? No, that's not a ghost. That's former Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa sporting his new albino look at last weeks Latin Grammy's.
So I gotta ask.... What in the mother fucking fuck happened to Sammy fucking Sosa???? Why does he suddenly look like Michael Jackson? Did Michael's death leave some void in the universe that could only be filled by another black guy with bleached skin?
What in the fuck!
After hearing that his new look caused a ruckus making black men everywhere question humanity, Sammy quickly blamed his white skin on "extremely bright lights" and denied any sort of treatment to make his skin appear lighter. In fact, Sammy claims that if you saw him in person you could barely tell the difference!
Bright lights huh? That's the best you got? I'm sorry Sammy, but when did they decide to hold the Latin Grammy's on the surface of the fucking sun?
