What do the 2009 Philadelphia Philles and former New York Governor Thomas E. Dewey have in common?
Give up? Well take a look:
That's right the Phillies are World Series champs! Congrats Phillies on your back-to-back titles!
Wait, what? They didn't win? You're telling me they are in a 3-1 hole? Well fuck!
If you can't trust the Philadelphia Inquirer and Macy's who the fuck can you trust?
