Look, I'm no A-Rod fan. It pisses me off that he fled from Seattle to take that mondo contract from the Rangers even though the team was fucking terrible and he had no chance to win a World Series there. I rejoiced as the Mariners won a record-tying 116 games the following year while Texas never even sniffed the playoffs. They may have even finished in last place in their division but I'm far too lazy to look it up. Then came the whole ridiculous Red Sox trade rumors followed by the inevitable trade to the Yankees. Then came the whole "A-Rod can't perform in the clutch" stuff that was partly true, but also unfair. When comparing his playoff stats with Jeter's, before this year, they were actually remarkably similar. Again, I'm too lazy to actually look them up and post them here but I DID read about it somewhere else! So when Rodriguez went on his tear starting in the Division series and then the ALCS I was actually happy for him, despite the fact that I just can't root for the Yankees. I'm telling you, my mind is all kinds of fucked up this postseason. I'm rooting against the Yankees but I'm rooting for A-Rod. I'm rooting against C.C. but I'm rooting for Cliff, even though C.C. meant much more to the Indians than Lee ever did. I'm all over the fucking place. So when A-Rod just came up with the bases chucked and 1 out in the third inning a few minutes ago, I ended up rooting for him to fucking destroy a Pedro pitch into the 10th fucking deck, even though that doesn't exist. And that fucker let me down by putting up a pathetic backwards K. What a fucking prick. Fuck him. And fuck the Yankees for, of course, getting a hit immediately after that to score to runs. Guh. Might as well start the fucking parade. This game is over. Congratulations BamaDawg. And also, fuck you and fuck the Yankees.
