If you were an NBA player who recently broke his thumb in an idiotic fight with your best friend, costing you 6 weeks of your season and an undisclosed amount of money due to a fine from the team, and were also the most recent Dorn of the Week, what would you be doing right about now? Would you lay low, work out as much as you can, stay out of the press and just get ready to help the team upon your return? Or would you start talking about how you want to play in the NFL at some point? Well, Glen 'Big Dumbshit Fuckhead Baby' Davis has chosen the latter.
"I will try it. When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I'll try football. One of my dreams has always been to play football."This is fucking hilarious. Forget about the fact that Davis hasn't played football since his high school days at University Laboratory High School (the fuck kind of name is that??) or that he that he doesn't even have a position in mind, let's make fun of the first part of that quote. "When I become an All-Star?" Excuse me for one second, but, AHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit is he fucking serious??
Don't get me wrong, I love the ambition, but Glen Davis is NEVER going to be an NBA All-Star. He's a decent role player, but for fuck's sake, there is no fucking chance! Even when handed the starting job due to KG's unfortunate injury last season he could only manage 15.8 points and 5.4 rebounds a game. 5.4 rebounds? For a fucking power forward? That does not equal NBA greatness, buddy. Hate to break it to you, but that's how shit works in professional basketball. Get your ass in the gym, shut your fucking mouth, and hope that you get some playing time to help the Celtics romp their way to another championship this year. Because it's pretty god damn evident that, so far, your efforts are not fucking needed on this juggernaut.
And as far as football goes, I know you're good at bumping into little kids and knocking their hats off, but I think NFL players are a little tougher than that little pussy.
