Whats this world coming to when ninja's can't even do something simple like jump over a fucking fence?
Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence
The Associated Press • Published November 17, 2009
SEATTLE – Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it.
An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived to take him to Harborview Medical Center. A hospital spokeswoman said Tuesday he was in serious condition in intensive care.
Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought he might have been involved in the reported assault, but the man insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.
Witt says the man was "overconfident in his abilities," and that alcohol likely played a role.
Fucking Ninjas in my home town! This really shouldn't shock anyone who has been to Seattle. I mean, Asians are everywhere here. One of those fuckers was bound to be a Ninja or even a fucking Samurai. Now that would be cool. A fucking Samurai. Not some pussy white guy Samurai like Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai." I'm talking like that pony tailed mother fucker in that movie who just constantly shit beat old Tom all over that fucking mountain village.
You know what else is cool? Bears.
