Monday Night Eff You

I'm too lazy to repost the guy flipping the middle finger, but the Monday Night Eff You goes to A.J. Burnett and the shitshow he decided to throw out in Philly tonight. Seriously, they stake you to an immediate lead and make Cliff Lee work right away, and you promptly serve up base hit, HBP, and home run. Before you've even made your ridiculous "I think someone just farted" face, you've already given up 3 goddamn runs.

Seriously, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself for making me think Chad Fucking Gaudin would have been a better idea than your $82.5M ass.

Late Edit: Mark Texeira needs to be added. Seriously, thanks for not even hitting the BamaGal's weight so far during the Series. And thanks for continuing to wave at cream puff changeups at your shoe tops. Maybe eventually you'll get one of those, or you could turn it into a spring training exercise next year! ASSHOLE!

Also had to comment on Jimmy Rollin's post-game interview. He said something about them being excited to watch college football and basketball while extending the season a little more. Uh, Jimmy? The next two games are scheduled for Wednesday and Thursday. I doubt you'll be watching any football or basketball between now and then, seeing as football is played mainly on Saturdays (unless he wants to stay home and watch the Thursday night game - all he has to do is lose Wednesday or not show up on Thursday...either of which is fine with me).

Oh, and big props to Phil Coke for allowing the two home runs that ended up being the difference in the game...to two of the three lefthanders (Utley and Ibanez) he was supposed to get out. Nice job fuckstick. If it wasn't for your usual dogshit performance, this game would be tied and the Phillies would be ready to crumble like a bleu cheese salad topping. FUCK YOU!