One God-Damn Hit?: Dorn of the Week Nominee: Roy Williams


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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dorn of the Week Nominee: Roy Williams

"I'm the No. 1 receiver but thing's are just going No. 2's way. He gets the ball thrown correctly his way. I'm stretching and falling and doing everything. Everybody who's been here's balls are there. Our footballs are everywhere right now."
Holy shit is this guy for fucking real? Let's take a quick looksee at the stats, shall we? Williams has 16 starts for the Cowboys since arriving from Detroit last year and he's caught 33 passes for 447 yards and 3 touchdowns. Miles Austin has started 3 games and caught 21 passes for 458 yards and 5 touchdowns. Gee, I wonder why "things are going No. 2's way?" What a fucking asshole. The Cowboys are 5-2 and are finally showing signs of life after a poor start to the season and this shithead has to mouth off about Tony Romo? What a complete and utter piece of shit. Get fucked, Roy Williams, you're the leader in the clubhouse for Dorn of the Week. Congratulations, dick.

Source: ESPN