Dorn of the Week Nominee: Rex Ryan

Reader D. Chuck checks in this morning with a guest post nominee for Dorn of the Week. Here's what he has to say:

Jesus Christ I hate the Jets. Just shut the fuck up and move on! Why are you still talking about this game? How was LeVoir's block illegal in any way? He blocked you! You're in the NFL, you're going to get blocked, sometimes hard! Next time pay attention! And dear God, shut UP Rex Ryan. Disrespected? You are the poster boy for not respecting your opponent. You left season ticket holders voicemails before we played the first game. You made Kevin O'Connell (yes, the immortal Kevin O'Connell) a captain for this game, and the Week 2 game, solely because you were playing the Patriots. So shut the hell up. Oh, and speaking of disrespect, how about calling a timeout with 5 seconds left in a game that you were losing by 17? Is that respectful? GOD.

Well put. That fat fuck can choke on Fireman Ed's fucking helmet. Did you know he gave Fireman Ed a fucking gameball after the Week 2 game? How fucking pathetic is that?

Source: Boston Herald

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Well, that 3-0 start sure seems like fucking ages ago, huh? Dear god this is just beautiful. Look at that fat fuck. I can't tell if he's worried about not making the shitter on time or if he's actually upset about the pathetic loss to the Bills on Sunday. At home. I guess that's the kind of shit that happens when you think that week 2 of the season is the Super Bowl. Well, congrats on winning the Super Bowl in September, Jets fans. Because that's the only Super Bowl you're even going to fucking sniff this season. Just pack it in and save yourselves the time and heartbreak the rest of the season is going to be. The "Sanchise" has come back to Earth after a nice start. And by "come back to Earth" I mean he plummeted out of the sky like a sack of fucking bricks. 5 picks and single-handedly costing the team the game on a day when Thomas Jones rushed for 210? Outstanding. And the vaunted defense? Well say goodbye to Kris Jenkins, the most indispensable player on the team, Jets fans. It's over. I hope you're ready for a 3rd place finish in the division. Your tears sustain me.