Idaho Ice World
Apparently hockey rinks around the country are becoming the best place to spot some wandering cock. You read that right, cock spotting has come to hockey. In a sport already struggling for ratings, this seems like the logical next step to push then entire sport into the hearts of Americans everywhere.
BOISE, Idaho -- An Idaho junior hockey team was banished temporarily from a city ice rink after players engaged in a game of "strip hockey" -- shedding a piece of equipment every time a practice shot missed its mark.
Get the fuck out of town! Why were they suspended for playing strip ice hockey like all the normal boys?
I remember when I played hockey in high school, ironically at this very same rink in Boise, we all dreamed of the day when we could just finally kick off the pads, lose the sticks, and take a slap shot with our dicks. These kids are merely pioneers crusading for bi-curious hockey players across America.
The real hero's in all of this are the members of the NHL's Tampa Bay Lightning. It was the Lightning who inspired these kids to explore their own icy homo-eroticism by putting on their own display of sexy ice time last week. Did I mention there's video??
Just boys being boys... I guess. At least Martin St. Louis and the rest of his Tampa teammates didn't get completely naked. I'm sure none from the Idaho team did either...
Wait, they did? Blimey!
As redress for last Wednesday's incident, the Idaho Junior Steelheads team was forbidden by the city of Boise from using Idaho Ice World for four days, and one 17-year-old player who shed his underwear briefly was suspended until next week.And:
At least one 17-year-old player doffed his underwear completely, to "moon" another player.Wait, what the fuck does doffed mean?
Anyway, the sexy party was eventually done in by some pervert in the next rink who was with his young daughter. He was so disgusted by all of this he called the City of Boise hot line to complain. The investigation is ongoing, but apparently taking your underwear off in a hockey rink violates Boise's public decency laws.
As for the mooner, team owner John Olver says he was punished by the team.
"His behavior didn't live up to our player code of conduct," said Olver
Rock out with your cocks out!
Source: ESPN
