Steve, what the fuck are you thinking? Brooke Hundley is the kind of girl you fuck in college after spending an entire night playing flip cup with a bottle of 151. You know, the girl you wake up next to, silently cry for an hour in the safety of your closet then panic as you try to figure out a clever reason to get her the fuck out of your room before your roommates walk in to find the water buffalo you just assfucked grazing on that old bag of Cheetos. Kudos Steve, I'm not nearly as good looking, famous, or wealthy, but I can safely say you have fucked an uglier girl than I have.
So Steve, as you head off to check into treament for "sex addiction," better known as treatment for having a dick, take some solace in the fact that you have joined the elite as our second "Dorn of the Week."
Fucktard.
