Fuck you Oklahoma.
Even worse for the people of Oklahoma, Star QB Sam Bradford went down early in the first quarter and failed to return. Early reports indicate he has a sore vagina and its expected to bleed for the remainder of the season.
Fuck you Oklahoma!
Somewhere in the 100 degree heat of Arizona, UW QB Jake Locker is preparing for his game against ASU tonight by practicing writing million dollar checks. Projected by many "experts" to be a top 10 pick and the 2nd QB taken, Locker may be the biggest benefactor of Bradford's sore pussy. Scouts who are already worried about Bradford's shoulder may begin to take a harder look at the Junior QB out of Washington. While he doesn't put up Bradford-esque numbers through the air, there is no other QB in the country who is as physically gifted as Locker (That includes you Tebow, you fuck).So as Bradford walks to the trainers room to look for some Vagisil, it appears the state of Oklahoma may have just given me and the city of Seattle one more big fuck you. If Locker is projected to be the first QB taken, how do you expect him to come back for his senior season?
Seriously. FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA!!
