One God-Damn Hit?: Someone took Mark Few's bottle


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Friday, October 23, 2009

Someone took Mark Few's bottle

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the sound coming out of Spo-compton, Washington today. Surprise, surprise, its from Mark Few... college basketball's biggest pussy.

On Wednesday, the Univeristy of Washington (of the Pac 10 conference, remember that) proposed renewing it's series with Gonzaga (of the vaunted WCC) at a neutral court in Key Arena. The proposal would allow both Zaggot fans and UW fans to see their teams once again face off in a battle for State supremacy with a 50/50 allotment of tickets.

Too bad Mark Few is a baby:

"The chances of that happening are about the same as Big Foot having my baby," Few said. "That's like me saying, Gonzaga proposes a five-year deal at Spokane Arena. There, I just made a proposal. That's as logical as this deal [would be]."

UW Coach Lorenzo Romar doesn't seem to understand why Few has so much sand in his vagina:

Romar told me on Thursday that he didn't see the issue of KeyArena as a permanent site to be a dealbreaker. "We just sent out the proposal. It's too early for me to start marking territory," Romar said. "We always said eventually we wanted to resume the series. We've made a proposal and we'll have to see what happens."

Well apparently what happens is that Mark Few whines like a little bitch. Someone needs to remind Mark Few that he coaches at the Boise State of College Basketball. If he wants to play the big boys, he needs to go there or as was proposed in this case, hit up a neutral court. Gonzaga already plays one game a season in Key Arena so stupidly dubbed "The Battle in Seattle." So why can't they play this?

50/50 ticket split, Mark. Its not a home game for UW... its a game in the biggest media market in the Northwest. Fucktard.

Source: Seth Davis CNNSI