One God-Damn Hit?: We don't deserve Tim McCarver's genius


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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

We don't deserve Tim McCarver's genius

While watching/storming out of the room during the Yankee "game" (seriously, if Porn Geek Matsui hits another fucking groundball dribbler I'm going to start tossing cats through windows), I was able to pick up a few words of wisdom from our era's Socrates, aka Tim McCarver:

"The left fielder is not responsible for balls hit to right field"

"The reason Jimmy Rollins wasn't able to get the groundball double play was because he caught the ball. And the reason he caught the ball was because he got leather in between the ball and the ground."

I'm so glad we have him.