Well, that 3-0 start sure seems like fucking ages ago, huh? Dear god this is just beautiful. Look at that fat fuck. I can't tell if he's worried about not making the shitter on time or if he's actually upset about the pathetic loss to the Bills on Sunday. At home. I guess that's the kind of shit that happens when you think that week 2 of the season is the Super Bowl. Well, congrats on winning the Super Bowl in September, Jets fans. Because that's the only Super Bowl you're even going to fucking sniff this season. Just pack it in and save yourselves the time and heartbreak the rest of the season is going to be. The "Sanchise" has come back to Earth after a nice start. And by "come back to Earth" I mean he plummeted out of the sky like a sack of fucking bricks. 5 picks and single-handedly costing the team the game on a day when Thomas Jones rushed for 210? Outstanding. And the vaunted defense? Well say goodbye to Kris Jenkins, the most indispensable player on the team, Jets fans. It's over. I hope you're ready for a 3rd place finish in the division. Your tears sustain me.
