Hey, it's our 100th post! Didn't think we'd get this far, did you? Well then fuck you!
1. BamaDawg
Oh, you wanted the Celtics to lose on Friday night AND were waiting for my Dolphins pick so you could bet the other way? Well fuck you for both of those things coming true. Honestly I didn't even know the C's were playing because I was too busy getting drunk at a holiday party by slamming eggnog mixed with bourbon, whiskey and brandy, so whatever. But still, fuck off.
2. Dan Dierdorf
At some point during the Patriots' lackluster win at Buffalo, this fat fuck declared that this season was one of Bill Belichick's best coaching jobs. That, quite frankly, is a fucking ridiculous statement. We all know NFL announcers say all sorts of stupid shit from week to week but jesus that was stupid. And it only served to remind me that there is nothing about the way the Pats are playing right now that indicates they will make a solid run in the playoffs. Fuck.
3. Bill Simmons
From the Sports Guy's twitter feed:
sportsguy33: Beautiful weather in SoCal today!!! Sunny & 76 degrees. What's it doing back East? (Listening.) Oh. Wow. This is awkward.
What a fucking douchebag. Listen, fuckface, just because you're a fucking pussy now (although you very well could have always been a pussy) and live in LA doesn't mean those of us on the East Coast are afraid of a little snow. I took 20 minutes to wipe off my car and shovel away the snow around the car and then I went back inside. Oh the fucking horror! Fuck off.
4. Brett Favre
After a one-week hiatus, the king of fucksticks is back! Oh, you didn't want to come out of the game yesterday? Well fuck you, asshole! Brad Childress is a shitty fucking coach, no one is arguing that, but when your old ass is getting buttfucked by Julius Peppers every other play, maybe Childress has a point when he wants to take you out of a somewhat meaningless game. You realize you're 40 fucking years old, right? And that even from the start of the year you were saying you didn't know if you could play a full season? Well then take a fucking seat when your coach thinks it might help the team in the long run you selfish fuck. You sure did a lot of good by staying in the game, leading the offense to zero points. Fucker.
5. The Kansas City Chiefs
Holy fucking shit! You let Jerome Harrison rush for 286 yards and break Jim Brown's team record for rushing yards in a game? That's a fucking disgrace. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Jerome Harrison?? Who the fuck is that?
