As you may have heard, the Patriots sent 4 players home from practice on Wednesday for showing up late to a morning meeting. One of those players was Randy Moss, and his subsequent performance in Sunday's game caused me to include him in the MMFU. But as shitty as his performance was, at least he kept his fucking mouth shut, which was something Adalius Thomas couldn't do:
Yesterday, Thomas chafed at the notion that Wednesday’s dismissal was
motivating.
“Motivation is for kindergartners,’’ he said. “I’m not a
kindergartner. Sending somebody home, that’s like, ‘You’re expelled until you
come back and make good grades.’ Get that [expletive] out of here. It’s
ridiculous.’’
In the middle of Thomas’s 10-minute session with a throng of reporters,
healthy-yet-inactive cornerback Shawn Springs walked past. Springs peered over
the pack and in a playful voice called out, “Sorry, AD.’’
Thomas laughed and called back, “Sorry, Shawn.’’
“I was told to go home, I went home,’’ Thomas said. “Enjoyed my day
off. Put my toes up in the air and relaxed.’’
Oh, so you don't need motivation, huh fuckwad? You signed a huge free agent contract in 2007 and you have done exactly jack fucking SHIT since you got here. You've sucked donkey dick all fucking season. You were a fucking HEALTHY scratch week 6 versus the Titans. You are fucking awful and you're playing like complete shit and this latest bitchy little outburst got your underproducing ass benched again. You clearly haven't been able to unfuck yourself so Belichick had to step in. Take a look in the mirror you piece of shit. Tom Brady's wife fucking gave birth the night before and he still made it to the stadium on time.
So all together now: SHUT UP, DORN! You and Shawn Springs can go fuck yourselves, laughing it up as free agent busts. Congratufuckinglations, asshole. Enjoy your extended vacation until you get traded or cut in the offseason.
