It's a slow week for DoW, so I'm going for a personal grudge. This week's Dorn is the Walrus, Mike Holmgren. This mother fucker turned down a job to run my god awful Seahawks to take a similar position with the Cleveland fucking Browns (Also known as the team TheMarkShow loved before he jumped on the Pats bandwagon).
Honestly, I really shouldn't be too upset. After all Holmgren's first stint in organization leadership landed the Hawks players like Marcus "Burnt Toast" Trufant. Fuck that guy and his inability to cover anyone in the NFL. Trufant makes fullbacks on a swing route look like fucking Andre Johnson.
So as old Holmy leaves his big ass house on the shores of Lake Washington for the depressing shit stained city of Cleveland, the Hawks are left holding their dicks looking for someone to rebuild their team.
So fuck you Mike! Enjoy Brady Quinn.
