Is Jake Locker Stupid?

I'm sure this will piss off Booze and Bama but fuck them, they're fucking homers so their opinion doesn't count. What the fuck is Jake Locker thinking returning for his senior at UW? Is he fucking stupid?

Honestly, I do think it's great that he's coming back for one more season, to try to get UW to a bowl game. It's an honorable thing to do and the students and alumni will be thrilled, but is it a smart decision? It's not like UW is contending for a national championship next year. Didn't Locker see what happened to Sam Bradford this year? Hell, even BoozeRob pointed out that once Bradford got hurt it was pretty much a given that Locker would be entering the draft. Most "experts" had Locker pegged as the top quarterback, and possibly the top pick, in the draft. That's fucking HUGE money, especially when you factor in that next year there will most likely be a rookie pay scale so the days of $40 million signing bonuses will be long fucking gone.

It would be one thing if UW were going to be contending for a national championship, but they're not. They MIGHT have a chance to win the Pac-10, but otherwise they're just playing for some random bowl, and to me, that isn't worth risking millions of dollars. Just know that if Locker gets hurt at some point next year, he's definitely making Dorn of the Week.

Oklahoma Loses. Bradford Hurt. I Laugh.

I love when Oklahoma loses. Hell I love when any team from Oklahoma loses. Fuck the state that stole my SEATTLE SuperSonics and pretends like it was done in a totally legitimate and respectable way.

Fuck you Oklahoma.

Even worse for the people of Oklahoma, Star QB Sam Bradford went down early in the first quarter and failed to return. Early reports indicate he has a sore vagina and its expected to bleed for the remainder of the season.

Fuck you Oklahoma!

Somewhere in the 100 degree heat of Arizona, UW QB Jake Locker is preparing for his game against ASU tonight by practicing writing million dollar checks. Projected by many "experts" to be a top 10 pick and the 2nd QB taken, Locker may be the biggest benefactor of Bradford's sore pussy. Scouts who are already worried about Bradford's shoulder may begin to take a harder look at the Junior QB out of Washington. While he doesn't put up Bradford-esque numbers through the air, there is no other QB in the country who is as physically gifted as Locker (That includes you Tebow, you fuck).

So as Bradford walks to the trainers room to look for some Vagisil, it appears the state of Oklahoma may have just given me and the city of Seattle one more big fuck you. If Locker is projected to be the first QB taken, how do you expect him to come back for his senior season?

Seriously. FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA!!