One God-Damn Hit?: Dorn of the Week Nominee: PETA


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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dorn of the Week Nominee: PETA


I meant to put this up yesterday, but fuck I was tired and felt like just parking my ass on the couch for the entire night and watching the Celtics kick ass, so there you go...Anyway, our first Dorn of the Week Nominee, the tree-hugging dipshits at PETA! Fucking hippies.

As you know, Manu Ginobili slapped the shit out of a bat over the weekend and wouldn't you know it, some little bitch over at PETA just had to open her slunty little mouth about it. Is this bitch fucking kidding? What's even more shocking to me is the number of fuckwits in the comments section who actually agree that Manu is some kind of scumbag for swatting a bat. It's a fucking bat, people! A fucking disgusting little rat with wings that carries rabies all over the fucking place. AND THE BAT LIVED! They took it outside and the nasty little fucker flew right off to go spread its filthy diseases elsewhere. So there you have it, fuck off PETA, and the rest of you hippies can fuck right off with them.

In the words of the always brilliant Eric Cartman, go hug a fucking tree.