But I digress, we are here for one reason... COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS!
Fuck yeah!
#16 Utah @ #4 TCU
The "Hey everyone look at us!" Bowl, Part II.
7:30 PM ET, No TV. Are you surprised? Who gives a fuck?
Line: TCU -17.5
Well ESPN Gameday makes yet another trip to the Mountain West Conference to try their best to hype up a game that no one outside of the MWC really gives a fuck about.
I know this one asshole from TCU who tells everyone about how he has his MBA from TCU and just spouts off endless bullshit that no one gives two shits about. This fucking guy says in 17 paragraphs what a regular person says in two words.
Furthermore, how the fuck is a frog intimidating? Who decided it would be a good idea to have a god damn frog leading the charge each weekend? Oh you put horns on it, now its tough! Look the fuck out. You know who else like frogs? The fucking French. TCU is the fucking France of College Football. Congrats you frog fucks.
It also appears that Frogs are the zoo's dirty little bitch.
And then there's this one...
Unfortunately, I think the chimp blowing Frenchy Frogs win.
TCU 35 - Utah 10
Idaho @ #6 Boise State
RIVALRY GAME
3:30 PM ET, ESPNU
Line: Boise State -28
Why am I commenting on this game? Two reasons. One, I grew up in Idaho and still root for Boise State despite their fans turning into annoying assholes like the douche bags from Gonzaga. Two, UW beat Idaho earlier this year. So my thinking is if Idaho couldn't be a UW team that sucks dick, then how the fuck are they going to beat Boise State? Oh that's right... it's a rivalry! Anything can happen in a rivalry!Well not this rivalry.
Boise State hasn't lost to Idaho since 1998 when the Vandal's squeaked one out in overtime. If the Vandal's secondary couldn't handle the offense of UW, then I don't see anyway that they could possibly stop Kellen Moore and the rest of the Bronco onslaught.
My favorite part of this game is going to be the post game bitching on Facebook where a number of my Vandal friends are going to say some stupid shit about "Donkey State" and complain about how they got fucked by the ref's or some dumb shit.
Let's get this out of the way early Vandal fans... FUCK YOU!
Boise State 45 - Idaho 13
Notre Dame @ #12 Pittsburgh
Can Charlie survive a trip to the field named for his favorite condiment?
8:pm ET, ABC From Heinz Field!
Line: Pitt -7
Charlie Cheeseburger and his enormous gunt roll into the home of the Pittsburgh Steelers this week to take on Dave Wannstedt's #12 Panthers. More importantly this is just another step in Charlie Weis's death march as the Domers waddle to another non-BCS season.This game features not one but two premier QB's in ND's Jimmy "Speedo" Clausen and Pitt's little known Bill Stull. While that sounds like a recipe for a shootout, I'm betting this one stays close until the 4th quarter (or as Charlie knows it, time for pizza) until the Panther running game completely wears out ND.
Yeah Charlie, that's just another nail in your coffin.
Pitt 24 - ND 14
GAME OF THE WEEK:
#10 Iowa @ #11 Ohio State
Inside track for the Roses is on the line in Columbus.
3:30 PM ET, ABC
Line: Ohio State -17
After Terrelle Pryor made me look like a dick last week by dismantling Penn State, I would have been tempted to suck it up and just take Ohio State this week over the Hawkeyes. Now with Iowa coming off a loss to Northwestern and without their starting QB Ricky Stanzi, I think this one is going to be a fucking laugher.It's going to take a titanic effort from the defense if Iowa hopes to pull this one out at the Horseshoe. Iowa currently ranks 82nd in the NCAA in total offense and well over half of that came from Stanzi's arm. Can backup QB James Vandenberg lead the Hawkeyes to a win? I will eat BamaDawg's shit if they do. There is no fucking chance.
Look for Pryor and the rest of the Buckeyes to roll.
tOSU 28 - Iowa 6
See you next week fuckers!
