So, everyone knows that the Browns are fucking pathetic, but I didn't realize that they were THIS pathetic. Jesus Christ almighty, they are actually responding to Lebron James' ridiculously stating that he would like to play football?? From ESPN:
"I think he should come on down," Mangini said.
The NBA superstar, who was an all-state wide receiver in high school, said Tuesday night that if he put the time and commitment into it, he could be a good football player.
"If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good," he said Tuesday night, "no matter what team I was on."
Mangini agreed, calling James "a freak athletically," and said the 6-foot-8, 250-pounder could be dangerous at tight end, wide receiver or even outside linebacker.
Hey, dumbfuck! Maybe instead of entertaining the absolute pipe dream of Lebron coming to the NFL, maybe you should concentrate on getting your team to be something other than an absolute fucking disgrace. Fucking hell. A week ago the GM that YOU handpicked was canned and then on Monday night you were fucking humiliated on national television. AND you hurt your best player, Joshua Cribbs, by attempting a completely pointless hook and lateral play on the last play of the game even though a score meant absolutely nothing. Nice job, fuckface.
And then there's Brady Quinn...
Quarterback Brady Quinn also heard about James' football fetish. He would love to have a target like James to throw to in the red zone.
"That'd be great," Quinn said. "Tell him to suit up and let us know, we'll get him working. Obviously he's an incredibly talented athlete. If he wants to try to play a little bit now, we'd be more than willing to pick him up."
Are you shitting me? Why the fuck are they treating this as if it has any fucking chance of actually happening? And if it did somehow happen, there's no way in hell that a shitty QB like Brady Quinn would be able to take advantage of it. That guy fucking sucks and everyone but Charlie Weis knows it.
So here's your latest Dorn of the Week nominee; an embarrassment of a franchise that needs to blow everything the fuck up and start from scratch. Fucking assholes.
