One God-Damn Hit?: Well here we are...


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Friday, October 16, 2009

Well here we are...

Look at this fucking place.

It's not much to look at, but I'm guessing the six of you who found this blog really don't give a shit anyway.

Before any of you ask, no this place isn't a Cleveland Indians fan site. Personally I say fuck the Indians. Who really cares about those assholes outside of Mark? What I'm hoping is that some of you out there are familiar with the greatest sports movie of all time. If you said, "For the Love of the Game" just get the fuck out now. For those of you with your testicles (or sweet yams) still attached to your body you probably recognize our namesake as a quote from the great Harry Doyle in "Major League." Why do we love Harry Doyle? Well if there was ever a man who could fire off a rant and generally not give a shit what he said, Harry Doyle was that guy.

Some of you detective types may have noticed that little box to the left titled 'Dorn of the Week.' You might be wondering just what in the fuck that is... Well, that's our little award for the biggest douche bag in the fucking world for any given week. Right now we plan on unveiling a new 'Dorn' every Monday, but for the time being I'm inclined to give it to our very own BitchDuck. Seriously, you couldn't come up with a better name? Go fuck yourself you lazy fuck. I guess living in Alabama really does make you stupid.

Rant on fuckers.